pirates of the caribbean really introduced an eldritch octopus man who kills indiscriminately and torments the dead as their poster villain and then you watch the movies and it's like, "oh no, actually the worst villain in this series is a small white british man who functions as the herald of capitalism" and that was very very brave of them
i almost forgot, happy condescending online man day everyone
and so we celebrate another condescending online man day
I love all of these people.
reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now
the dishwasher could probably clean so many other things but we're all just too hung up on the name to even imagine
doing normal stuff while listening to metal is so funny because I'm eating cereal and this guy is screaming at me
BRUH a dude I know from work came in for the first time in months and I thought he looked different but couldn't figure out why?? So I asked if he'd changed his hair and he was like "BITCH I GOT TOP SURGERY"
The subtext is subtexting
Bisexual dracula? check
Hello psychosexual tension
And-
And lots of and lots of innuendos
Renfield was a masterpiece of vampiric homoeroticism (the best kind) and the toxicity of an employee/boss situationship